Facebook On Blogger : September 2015

Thursday, 24 September 2015

6 LITTLE��STORIES ....

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ONCE, All villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the People gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella.
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That's
FAITH
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WHEN You throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her.
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That's
TRUST
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EVERY Night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next
Morning but still we set the alarms to wake up.
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That's
HOPE
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WE Plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future.
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That's
CONFIDENCE
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WE See the world suffering.
But still we get Married.
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That's
LOVE.
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On an Old Man's shirt was written a cute sentence
'I Am Not 60 Years Old.., I Am Sweet 16 with 44 years Experience.'
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That's
ATTITUDE
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��Live your life like 6 stories.��...

BEST JOKES EVER ! BEST HINDI JOKES ! TOUCHING JOKES !

Raat mai sOoney se pehley Ek machar zaroOr mardiya karey , Taakii
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Baake ke machar uske janezey pe chale jaye aur aap aaram se so sake...

Kasam se bachpan se intelligent ho
Par kabhii ghamand nahii kiya.. tongue emoticon

SCIENCE kehta hai ki paani Obalne se kitanu mar jate hai..������
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Par Science ko ye nahi pata ki kitanu ke marne ke baad unki ����

''Dead Bodies'' to paani me hi reh jati hai !. tongue emoticon
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Stupid Science tongue emoticon
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kasam se bachpan se genius hu... �� unsure emoticon

Lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya  
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Cow & Cat both are ������������sisters..

Now you must be thinking ke kaise?

Jyada mat socho.

I'm telling you, 

Cow ��Mata hoti hai Aur Billi ��Mousi

Bola tha na bachpan se hi intelligent hoon, ��

lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya...

No ������claps plz....  unsure emoticon

I don't like publicity..  ����:\

bas ab Thanks mat bolna, ... unsure emoticon

Jab tak knowledge hai deta rahunga...

Do baatein hamesha yaad rakhna:

1. Pahli baat :
Har insaan itna bura nahi hota jitna 'pan-card' aur 'aadhar card' mein dikhta hai. Aur itna achchha bhi nahi hota jitna 'facebook' aur 'whats app' per dikhta hai.��

2. Aur dusri baat : 

Har aadmi itna bura nahi hota jitna uski 'biwi' usko samajhti hai... Aur itna achcha bhi nahi hota jitna uski 'maa' usko samajhti hai..

Bola tha na bachpan se hi intelligent hoon, ��

lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya.

������ FRIENDS..

Daily:

1 Apple��= No Doctor 1Tulsi Patta��= No Cancer 1 Nimbu��= No Fat 1 Glass Milk��= No Bone Problems 3 Ltr Water��= Skin Saaf & DAILY YEH BLOG = No stress, Mood fresh ��...

Sunday, 20 September 2015

non veg jokes !

#‎Jokes 1‬.=> Suhagrat Ke Bad,
Pati Apni Patni Se Bola..
Pati: Ary Khoon To Nikla Hi Nhi ?!
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Patni Ne Ghusse Mein Aakar Jawab Diya
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Patni - "Kyun Harami Tune Andar Teer Mara Tha Kya" tongue emoticon grin emoticon

‪#‎Jokes‬.2=>Teacher : Agar Koi Chota Planet Prithvi
Se Takraye Toh Kya Hoga ?
Student : Tadang Jaisa Awaaj Aayega
Teacher (Gusse Se) : Kyun ??
Student : Sunny Medam Ne Kaha Hai.
"Yeh Duniya ...Yeh Duniya Pital Di.
#Jokes.3=> Husband – Cricket Wala Channel Lagao.
Wife – Nahi Lagaungi.
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Husband – Dekh Lunga.
Wife – Kya Dekhloge?
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Husband – Yahi Channel Jo Tum Dekh Rahi Ho. frown emoticon

‪#‎joker ‬.3=> Rahul Gandhi Kehte Hai,
"Congress Koi Party Nahi, Ek Soch Hai"
Aur
Vidya Balan Kehti Hai,
"Jahan Soch Hai, Wahan Shouchalay Hai"
Bahut Confusion Hai Bhai!!

‪#‎jokes 5‬.=> Master: Tumne Homework Nahi Kiya, Bolo Kya Saza Du?
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Boy: Woh Last Seat Ki Ladki Ne Bhi Nahi Kiya,
Hum Dono Ko , Bathroom Me Band Kar Do.